Tuesday, August 25

Eye halve a spelling chequer

I have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when I rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's Hour
spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flair,
Their are no fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a ware.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays,
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting too pleas.

-- Sauce Unknown  


  1. Its eggs aww sting
    reeding threw
    the liens u roat, no that?

  2. Um, wow! Huh?

    Good one, Skye. I have a headache now.

  3. Kathcom - Hahahaaa, you got me, I'm at a loss to what you said here! I'm pretty sure it's supposed to sound like you're saying "...all of this." But I really don't know what the first word is meant to say, sorry!

    Minka - Now that is good! I just found this on the net, I didn't come up with it, but you did a great job with your comment! And yes, I know it's exhausting, I had to read it twice before I totally understood what it said...lol.

    Reffie - You think that's bad, just wait till you see what I'm working on! It will link back to this post, and 2 other much older posts, but all in all they're a bunch of English fun :) Sorry about your headache, I hadn't meant to cause that!

  4. Ha! That was phun knee!

    BTW, dear Ms. Skye, I gahts sumting fouryah at my blog! hee hee

  5. That is great! I spell lyke thet sumtymes two!

  6. Quirky - I'm glad you liked it, and that with the fun knee, too cute ;)

    Thanks hun, on my way there now!

    Otin - works great, don't it!?! Besides, it's fun :D


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