Saturday, September 12

What Starts With "F" And Ends With "K"?

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down 
and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......"

18 comments:

  1. Love it! I would have gotten the teacher's questions wrong, too. Just shows where my mind is!

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  2. I don't know a single person that gets those answers right the first time reading it CatLady! I'm sure you came up with the same answers that I did...lol.

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  3. Otin does that mean that you've been placed back in nursery school?

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  4. Welcome to my blogging home Nanodance, I'm glad you enjoyed the post :)

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  5. LMAO I love that the principals mind was sooooooooo in the gutter ... then again so was mine

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  6. Dizz, somehow I think that the whole joke was intended to bring about thoughts like yours, mine and well everyone who reads it, heheheee!

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  7. I admit, I had seen the questions so I knew the answers, BUT I forgot the end and now I am ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

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  8. Put it this way.That is cute!I can really see why everyone would have a diry mind.HA!HA!

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  9. Good one! I learn something every day.

    ;-)

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  10. Computer puked when I commented, so I don't know if it took. I'll come back tomorrow.

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  11. Etta - I'm glad it still got you laughing! Personally I love a good laugh, especially first thing in the morning :)

    Donna - Yep, dirty minds tend to go with this joke, which is why I like it so much!

    Reffie - The secret to life, learn something new all the time and you stay young and strong! (at least a persons mind does :D )

    Etta - It seems despite the puking of the computer, your post took. I hope your comp get's better soon!

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  12. That was truly funny. Thanks for stopping by my site and leaving a comment. Great to meet you.

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  13. Jen - Great to meet you as well, thanks for the return favor :) Glad you enjoyed the joke!

    Quirky - Somehow I figured you would :D

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  14. Bwa-HAHAH!! Good gracious, I didn't realize there were so many of those!

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  15. Welcome to my blogging home Nanny Goats! Now I'm not entirely certain, do you mean you never knew there were so many words that could be used in this manner, or did you mean that about this type of joke? I'm going to assume that you meant words in which case I'll have to agree with you as I hadn't realized it either till I read this :)

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I've decided to use comment moderation simply because that way, I never miss a new comment on my posts. I'm really quite forgetful and tend to not remember how many comments had been in each post the last time I looked, so please bare with me and my memory lapses :)