Saturday, April 11

The Birth of Yahoo

An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says . . .

And, lo, it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham.Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why doth thou travel far from town to town with thy goods, when thou can trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale and they will reply telling you which hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And Dot said, "There will be a lot of banging in the land."

And Abraham replied, "It is my most fervent wish that this be so." And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had, at the top price, without ever moving from his tent.

But his success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secret himself inside Abraham's drum and was accused of insider trading.

And the young did take to Dot Com's trading, as doth the greedy horsefly to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderite’s, or NERDS for short.

And, lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums, that no one noticed that the real riches were going to the drum maker, one Brother William of Gates, who bought up every drum company in the land. And indeed did insist on making drums that would only work if you bought Brother William's drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others."

And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or as it came to be known, "eBay, " he said, "We need a name of a service that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators."

"Whoopee!" said Abraham.

"No, Yahoo!" said Dot Com


  1. Blogging is geting education - how else could I learn about the history of Yahoo?

  2. There's nothing like unexpected education, is there? ;)

  3. And I thought Al Gore invented all this stuff!

  4. Nope, he just stole the idea :D

  5. i always wondered what nerd stood for. but still, i always knew i didn't want to date them.

  6. ROFL!!! Oh Blunt, you crack me up!

  7. I loved it. I also learned something new today. Thanks for the education. You are too funny.

  8. You forgot to mention how another fellow, Sergei of Brin, cast a licentious eye on the woman of Yahoo and wished to espy her naked. 'I shall go ogle her', he said. And he did.

  9. Thank you Sue, and welcome to my world of funnies :)

    Etta, you are most welcome, and thank you! :D

    Nobody, thank you for that, I had totally forgotten about Sergei! That is a wonderful addition to the story and explains a lot :))


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