Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it"
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history............!!!!
NOTHING GOLD CAN STAY- ROBERT FROST
1 week ago
Funny! Oh well we must nag to get things done. ;o)
ReplyDeleteYes Bee, sometimes we must :D
ReplyDeletethat was cute. i like short blogs, then my add doesn't run away with me. however, i do not extend this courtesy to my readers, as it is physically impossible for me to write a short blog
ReplyDeleteActually Blunt, I enjoy much longer blog posts myself, either to read or to write. I was just at a loss as to what to post and thought this followed the previous post quite smashingly so I just threw it in...lol.
ReplyDeleteI think I got short changed on the rib part. I mean what I ended up with was more like what I would have expected from a little toe, Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteThanks Babes,Ilove you too!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSome men are soooo cheap!
Amen to that Candy!
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